Working in fast food ...

I think i've come up with some rules as to behaviour in drive-thru and take out lanes within store bounds.

#1 Don't talk on the cell phone...
We dont care what your aunt martha's son in law's daughter wants to eat... we don't care about how many women you've laid, or what size panties your men wore on their heads in their last drunken stupor...
it holds up lines, it's annoying to listen to, it's stupid... set it down, order your food and move away then talk. no one is any wiser about it.

#2 Don't order mass amounts of food then become annoyed when it takes us a few moments to get your 70$ order right... Even if i didn't work where i did ( Fried chicken emporium ) where your check can reach heroic proportions rather quickly. It still would take minutes to get a sizeable order to you.
Especially late night, fryers are turned off, microwaves shut down, lights dimmed, dishes put away... late night is when you cant demand a 70$ order and have it pushed out to you in moments.

#3 If you drive an older car or a loud truck.. Please SHUT IT OFF. Oft times these kill our hearing, when left on it has a very bad habit of hurting our ears..

#4 When you approach a counter or a speaker ask a few moments of spare time to organize what you'd like in your head, we wont send you beggaring. But don't sit there and change your order 200 times and expect us to happily trash food repeatedly because you thought something else might be better. get it right before you order.

#5 Keep your children in check... If they're becoming a problem i certainly can ask you to take them outside, if you won't i can ask you to leave... It's not hard to curtail children. it's hazardous to their health and our sanity to have them running pell mell though a store filled with metal and sharp edges. if they dont like their food fine but it certainly wont win you any brownie points with us to have to clean up your brats messes. Just keep them in check?... if you cant do that then close your legs and stop having them?

#6 Don't yell at us if we say we're out of a specific product... Chances are there is absolutely nothing we can do about it... If we say how long it's going to take for us to prepare more, then please wait that period? it tastes better just cooked anyway...

If you think i'm whining here, you've never worked in a drive-thru...